Things I'm Pretty Sure You're Dying to Know About Me

1. I love to eat. Seriously. Love. It.
2. I took sewing lessons and it really frustrated me. I haven't sewn anything since.
3. I'm easily discouraged.
4. I love tiramisu.
5. I love food that contains cheese. Or just cheese itself.
6. I try not to eat anything with legs.
7. I'm trying to be a graphic designer.
8. I love watching squirrels.
9. I would cook everyday if I didn't have a full time job.
10. I have traveled to nine different countries.
11. My husband and I eloped in Las Vegas. It was just the two of us, and we had a blast.
12. I was terrified to tell my parents. When I did, I think my dad was relieved.
13. I love the movie Zoolander. "The files are IN the COMPUTER?!?"
14. My sister and I own our own company. We make jewelry. We used to sell it at Whole Foods.
15. I hate clowns and mimes---"climes" as the Go Fug Yourself women call them.
16. I have 4 pets in a 1143 square foot home. About 4 too many, but I love them all.
17. I want another guinea pig.
18. I hate hunting.
19. I'm too judgmental.
20. I'm always thinking of ways I can move out of Texas. The summers are too brutal.
21. I've never been to Washington D.C.
22. I LOVE Edward Norton. I love him, especially in Fight Club.
23. I've never had a one night stand. I kinda wonder what it's like.
24. I would love to stay at home, but I don't really want kids.
25. I'm insanely jealous of people who love their jobs.
26. I love the color red.
27. My husband is hot. Seriously. I think he could model.
28. I have a big ass.
29. I don't mind my big ass, but I could do without the cellulite.
30. I've never had a cavity until I turned 30. Now I have 2.
31. I hate unexplained wetness on countertops. Really badly. It makes me feel icky.
32. I am always right. Ask my husband.
33. I don't get Survivor.
34. Cashews are my favorite nut.
35. I don't think I'm aging well.
36. I once had close to 90 pairs of shoes.
37. I love the phrases "Bite Me", "Shut It" and "Eat Me".
38. I wonder what a two week vacation would be like.
39. I smoked for 10 years.
40. I prefer email to phone calls.
41. I hate it when people use "we" instead of "you". (How are we doing today?)
42. Sometimes when I look at our dogs, I cry about their former lives.
43. I thing Jennifer Connelly is absolutely beautiful.
44. I loves me some Matthew Fox.
45. Don't know how people live without DVR.
46. My Grandma was a country bad ass. You didn't mess with Grandma.
47. I think most people generally act like asses.
48. Jack Black is strangely sexy.
49. I have always felt like I will get breast cancer. Don't know why.
50. I have a hormone disease.
51. It makes me tired.
52. Hence the name of my blog.
53. I love heels, but I hate what they do to my feet.
54. I've had laser hair removal done.
55. I want more of it.
56. Laser hair removal, that is, not hair.
57. I hate golf and I'm glad my husband doesn't play it.
58. There's a guy that speed walks on the hike and bike trail. He freaks me out.
59. I hate it when people let their dogs walk off a leash at any time.
60. I secretly want to dance all the time. More specifically, tap dance.
61. My mom always told me I'd regret quitting piano lessons. She was right.
62. My dad could win a Trivial Pursuit championship. That dude knows everything.
63. My stomach is one of my favorite body parts.
64. My thighs are my least favorite.
65. I love yellow cake with chocolate or buttercream frosting.
66. I hate my neighbors, you know the ones.
67. I want to bitch slap Clay Aiken.
68. I want to make out with JD from Scrubs.
69. I wish Ryan Seacrest would just come out already.
70. I wish Star Jones' husband would come out already.
71. I have never worked for a man.
72. I don't really want to. I don't take direction from men very well.
73. I don't think I'm good at very many things.
74. I wish I could be a doctor sometimes.
75. I hate attorneys.
76. I'm afraid I'll be a terrible mom.
77. I know my mom will be the best grandma EVER.
78. I've had a wrecked truck in the garage for over 2 years.
79. I wish I could live on the beach. In a house on the beach.
80. I have found so many cool people on myspace.
81. I'm ready for a nap right now.
82. My husband and I gutted two bathrooms ourselves.
83. I am working towards getting certified to teach pilates.
84. Fall is my favorite season, although we don't have much of one here.
85. I have a slight addiction to the Orange Passion tea from Starbucks.
86. I love having garage sales.
87. I love Harry Potter.
88. I love hair bands, especially Poison.
89. I hate my skin.
90. I'm so-so on my hair.
91. My sister is my best friend.
92. I never get tired of meeting new dogs.
93. I love gay men a lot. LOVE THEM.
94. Jack and Karen on W&G were the best characters. Nothing like a queen and his hag.
95. My parents have been married 38 years. I have been married 2.
96. Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit are my favorite board games.
97. Spades is my favorite card game.
98. I never liked Disney World. It's creepy.
99. I love having a tan even though I know it's bad.
100. I'm done.